A hilariously informative lift-the-flap book
Let’s face it: those flap books we had as kids? Still kind of awesome. The rhymes, the mystery, the thrill of lifting a flap to discover what’s hiding underneath… We loved them then — and honestly, we still do.
SO WE MADE ONE.
But for adults. And yes, there are penises.😏
And this here is the world's first Penis Fact Slot Machine!
No, we don’t know why either.
Hit spin to learn something… questionable and educational.
Ok.. back to the ingenious lift-the-flap book:
“An instant classic.”
– Could be The New York Times, if they reviewed penis flap books.
“A literary triumph.”
– Said absolutely no one. Yet.
“Deeply moving. Especially when the flaps lift.”
– An imaginary critic with real feelings.
“Unputdownable.”
– Someone who picked it up once and never looked back.
“A masterclass in tasteful immaturity.”
– Said no literary award committee. Ever.
“This book changed me.”
– Guy on the Internet.
Each page presents you with a clever(ish) rhyme and a proud little – or not so little - illustrated penis. Lift the flap, and BAM! — it’s a 🐻. Or a 🐊. Or something even more anatomically offensive (meaning 9 animals in total). Plus, you’ll learn a disturbingly true biological fact to file under “things I can’t unknow.”
It’s not just funny — it’s educational. And confusing. And oddly beautiful.
SO.. WHAT NOW?
Well, if you’ve ever wanted to mix science, poetry, flaps, and genitals into one glorious coffee table object.. This is your moment.
Flip me 👉
👈 Flip me
COMING SOON TO KICKSTARTER
Because lift-the-flap books are weirdly expensive to make. Who would have thought?